Nina. NJ. 22. Mother to the most amazing little boy, Gabriel. Mechanic. Engineer. Avid Fisher. Hunter. Gun enthusiast. Farm living. Whiskey connoisseur. Antifeminist. Motorcycles. Wolves. Sports.

 

guide to the sexualities

culturallyrelevanturl:

straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

gay: happy

bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy

(Source: skullturallyrelevanturl)

supaspookysqueegee:

mustbethewhiskey:

nostlenne:

supaspookysqueegee:

I need to win the lottery. I’m not meant to do all this…working business.

I will become your and mustbethewhiskey's cooking bitch for suitable pay if you do.

Sounds like an a+idea to me I’m starving😂

So one of us needs to win the lottery. We’ll get a mansion, have all the nerd things, and cook delicious meals everyday forever. I’m down for this.

In this economy it’s the only option. Roomies4lyfe homie

nostlenne:

supaspookysqueegee:

I need to win the lottery. I’m not meant to do all this…working business.

I will become your and mustbethewhiskey's cooking bitch for suitable pay if you do.

Sounds like an a+idea to me I’m starving😂

frankensteinfanclub:

acoogihatandadream:

soniksound:

oscob:

Saw this wonderful gentleman at the Böblingen bahnhof. The bit on his shoulders reads “Nazijäger” btw.
It’s really frightening seeing people this open with their hate.

nazi-jager means nazi hunter so he hunts nazis
and it says “goodnight” to “white pride”
that’s anti-nazi not nazi

wonderful post right here

Lmfaooooo

frankensteinfanclub:

acoogihatandadream:

soniksound:

oscob:

Saw this wonderful gentleman at the Böblingen bahnhof. The bit on his shoulders reads “Nazijäger” btw.

It’s really frightening seeing people this open with their hate.

nazi-jager means nazi hunter so he hunts nazis

and it says “goodnight” to “white pride”

that’s anti-nazi not nazi

wonderful post right here

Lmfaooooo

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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ps4official:

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

(Source: nasturbate)

Build a friendship before marrying someone. Marry your best friend.

(via quoteessential)

I might just do that

(via offroaderize)

innominepatriarchy:

strangerthanfanfiction:

peppersongg:

paperwhale:

peppersongg:

These are a pair of onesies. For infants. One reads “i’m just a cupcake looking for my stud muffin” and the other reads “girls dig chubby guys”. Heteros really need to stop trying to force their lifestyle on children.

People are really creepy about pushing heterosexuality on babies in general. Like “oh, he loves to smile at girls, he’s such a flirt” and “What a pretty little girl; your daddy is going to have to beat the boys away with a stick”
Like can you not even wait for your infants to gain control of their neck muscles before you start pushing your sexual preferences on them?

oh my gosh this this this this this
so much
it makes me so uncomfortable

The sexism too though…the one for baby girls is “I want a boy” while the one for baby boys is “girls want me” it’s so weird 

The most hilarious part of all this bullshit is what’s that chick doing in the baby section? Is she shopping for her own child? Did some guy actually put his dick in that?Truly one must marvel at the kinds of people who allow infant clothing to bother them. One must marvel further at those who put their penises in the walking bear-traps.

innominepatriarchy:

strangerthanfanfiction:

peppersongg:

paperwhale:

peppersongg:

These are a pair of onesies. For infants. One reads “i’m just a cupcake looking for my stud muffin” and the other reads “girls dig chubby guys”. Heteros really need to stop trying to force their lifestyle on children.

People are really creepy about pushing heterosexuality on babies in general. Like “oh, he loves to smile at girls, he’s such a flirt” and “What a pretty little girl; your daddy is going to have to beat the boys away with a stick”

Like can you not even wait for your infants to gain control of their neck muscles before you start pushing your sexual preferences on them?

oh my gosh this this this this this

so much

it makes me so uncomfortable

The sexism too though…the one for baby girls is “I want a boy” while the one for baby boys is “girls want me” it’s so weird 

The most hilarious part of all this bullshit is what’s that chick doing in the baby section? Is she shopping for her own child? Did some guy actually put his dick in that?Truly one must marvel at the kinds of people who allow infant clothing to bother them. One must marvel further at those who put their penises in the walking bear-traps.

(Source: creppysong)